i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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