Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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