addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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