I think scott just propositioned me for sex
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
