i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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