try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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