Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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