i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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