My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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