Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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