i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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