i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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