You were right. It hurts to walk today.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Randomize
