But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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