Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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