Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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