He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Randomize
