What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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