It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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