"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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