i think my tv is drunk
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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