is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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