I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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