I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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