Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It's shark week go big or go home
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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