How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.