Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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