he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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