It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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