she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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