Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Terrible idea I love it
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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