eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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