Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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