So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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