Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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