Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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