So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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