Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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