honey bunches of taint.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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