Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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