I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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