I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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