covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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