That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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