just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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