talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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