Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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