On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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