We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
