Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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