If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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