Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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