This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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