I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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