How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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